Gilligan’s Gulfstream: 10 Celebrities You’d Want To Get “Lost” With

The Lost island may have a grip on the Losties, but if you were to be stranded on the island, which celebrities would you want with you?  While our Gulfstream V may seat fewer than Oceanic Air Flight 815, we still have room for 10 other passengers, and here are the 10 people we would most want to see on our Lost Island.

Richard Dean Anderson.  We are hoping that Richard picked up some of those MacGyver tricks that he used over his seven years playing the man who create a bomb out of a toothpick and a rubber band.  How could you not want a man who can make a solar-powered oven out of a coconut and rock on your Island? 

Chuck Norris.  It is probably a good idea to bring Chuck along to deal with any polar bears, smoke monsters, Others, or pesky freighter people that may try to ruin your day.  And hey, if he feels like it, Chuck can always rip a palm tree out of the ground, fashion it into a paddle with his bare hands and row the Island back to civilization. 

Evangeline Lilly.  This Lost star might know a thing or two about crash and island survival.  Prior to acting she was a Sunday school teacher and an oil change mechanic, so there’s no way we get on the Gulfstream without this utility infielder of hot chickdom.

Rachael Ray.  We have to imagine that raw fish, coconut milk and seaweed three times a day may get a little old after about one day.  Rachael Ray, star of the Food Network, can not only whip up a tantalizing conch soufflé, but she will probably bring her own supply of EVOO, to boot.  Yum!

Bob Vila.  This guy can build anything.  After Richard Dean Anderson builds him a table saw out
of a rock and a palm frond, Bob will have a three-story bamboo and mahogany hut up in no time.

Tom Brady.  Tom has a way of coming through in the clutch, and if the adventures of the Lostees is any
indication, there will likely be some intense moments on our Island in which Tom’s cool demeanor would be an asset.  Besides, who would you rather play catch with on the beach than Tom?  Oh, who are we kidding…

Gisele Bundchen.  If we’re being honest, we just invited Tom on the flight because fellow Gulfstream owner, Gisele,  follows him everywhere.  If Tom doesn’t survive the crash…or if we poison his food…Gisele will be single again.  After dating Leo DiCaprio, Kelly Slater, and Tom Brady, we might just be an island “slumpbuster” for Gisele…but we’re good with that. 

Rick Astley.  What better way to greet our rescuers or to keep Others at bay than a good, old-fashioned Rickrolling?

David Chapelle.  Sticking with the entertainment theme, David Chapelle is an ideal opening act, and given the limited confines of the Island, he can’t take an extended hiatus from performing.  We’re pretty sure he’ll be able to find the, uh, “recreational plantlife”, too.

Kimbo Slice.  Although we are sure Chuck can handle the Smoke Monster, polar bears, The Others and any
freighter people by himself, Kimbo would not be a bad backup to Mr. Norris.  We’d like to see Ben pull any attitude with Kimbo.  Also, if things got boring, we could schedule a fight card with Kimbo versus Chuck.

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